Phil Watson
Straight ManPhil Watson is both William Henry Devereaux, Jr.’s doctor and the captain of his summer softball team, a dual role that makes their encounters alternately clinical and teasingly familiar. When Devereaux develops severe urinary difficulties, Watson investigates them through ordinary medical procedures rather than accepting his patient’s certainty that a stone must be responsible. The eventual explanation connects the symptoms to stress and antihistamine use, while their disagreement over a tiny sound Devereaux takes as proof of a stone leaves room for the novel’s recurring tension between material fact and personal meaning.
Identity and Two Roles
Watson enters the story as a physician whom Devereaux has avoided seeing. He is also the captain of Devereaux’s softball team, where Devereaux plays left field. Their friendship has a routine and practical side: Watson knows Devereaux’s voice, calls him by name, and recruits him for the coming season even while hearing that he needs medical help. Watson has persuaded his nephew to try out and wants him in left field, asking Devereaux to move to first base. The request makes their athletic arrangement part of the same relationship as the consultation: Watson is not simply a doctor summoned in a crisis but someone Devereaux expects to see on the field.
The familiarity does not erase Watson’s professional concern. He points out that Devereaux tends to contact him only when a problem has become urgent and that regular checkups might prevent such emergencies. Devereaux answers with mock surrender, but the exchange establishes the difference between Watson’s preference for preventive care and his patient’s habit of putting off a visit. Their banter makes the medical encounter less formal without making the symptoms less serious.
The Search for an Explanation
Devereaux first seeks Watson’s help while limping and convinced he is trying to pass a kidney stone. At the university, he asks Marjory Brownlow to find Watson’s number and place the call. When Watson comes to the phone, their softball connection appears immediately: he recognizes Devereaux and turns first to the upcoming team season, then to the medical reason for the call. Devereaux has hoped to avoid discussing his health until the season begins, when he can return to the field and evade the subject. Instead, his symptoms force their professional relationship into view.
Watson does not simply confirm the diagnosis Devereaux has imagined. He conducts a urinalysis and a rectal examination, orders blood work, and arranges an IVP, a test whose results will follow later. An X-ray is also obtained, although Watson sees no medical reason to order one and does so to accommodate Devereaux’s insistence. The distinction matters: Devereaux wants the image to prove that a stone exists, while Watson’s work is meant to establish what the available evidence actually shows. When they examine the X-ray, no stone is visible. Watson explains that a stone would be expected to cause blood in the urine, and he avoids turning the negative image into an occasion for an I-told-you-so.
The tests instead point to an enlarged prostate and a slightly distended bladder, neither of which seems sufficient to account for the intensity of Devereaux’s reported symptoms. Watson also observes that Devereaux looks unwell, but he does not pretend to have a settled diagnosis. When an asymmetry found during the examination concerns him, he tells Devereaux about it while emphasizing that it is not large and is probably nothing. He also raises anxiety and tension as a less common possible explanation for the symptoms. Watson’s caution leaves the question open until the remaining results are available rather than offering either false certainty or premature reassurance.
Results and the Stone Dispute
Watson tells Devereaux that the diagnosis must wait for the blood work and promises to call about the IVP results the next day. Later, the blood work is negative for a tumor, and further examinations do not confirm the earlier concern about asymmetry or enlargement. Devereaux’s urinary function eventually returns to normal, without discomfort. Watson’s later explanation is that Devereaux most likely experienced a rare condition he calls hysterical prostate: a combination of physical and psychological factors in which stress played a part and overuse of antihistamines may have contributed. Devereaux has been taking antihistamines through the spring to manage allergies and colds. This account fits the known results even though it does not give him the dramatic, tangible cause he had expected.
Devereaux nevertheless preserves his own interpretation of the episode. When he first urinates freely again, he hears what seems to him to be a small pebble striking porcelain and takes the sound as evidence that a stone has finally passed. Watson rejects that conclusion on physical grounds: a stone large enough to make an audible sound would not pass through the ureter without causing substantial bleeding, and Devereaux experienced none. Watson can acknowledge the symbolic force Devereaux gives the moment without treating it as a medical fact. He suggests that Devereaux’s decision to decline the deanship and give up his university tenure may have been the symbolic equivalent of passing a stone, while maintaining that meaning and physical substance remain distinct. Their disagreement is therefore not only about diagnosis; it shows Watson making space for Devereaux’s metaphor without allowing metaphor to replace evidence.
Care Beyond the Consultation
Watson’s role continues into Devereaux’s hospitalization. After Devereaux blacks out and hits his head, Lily Devereaux explains that Watson had predicted he would feel fairly well after receiving pain medication. By the following morning, the medication has worn off, and Devereaux is uncomfortable again. Watson’s prediction has proved accurate in the limited sense that Devereaux slept through the night and initially felt better, but recovery does not erase the distress of the preceding days. The later account also records the negative blood work and the eventual disappearance of the urinary symptoms, completing the medical picture that was still unresolved during the first consultation.
The episode ends in a return to ordinary function rather than a confirmed stone or tumor. Devereaux later says that Watson’s full battery of tests found no continuing prostate abnormality and that he is again urinating freely and regularly. He suspects Watson may have chosen the memorable phrase hysterical prostate partly to give an otherwise puzzling case an explanation, although he accepts that the diagnosis accounts for the known facts. Watson thus provides care that is careful but not omniscient: he tests, waits for results, offers a likely explanation, and leaves Devereaux’s imaginative account of the pebble sound intact as a personal interpretation rather than a medical conclusion.
Softball and the Limits of Ability
Their relationship also changes through the softball season. Watson’s nephew takes Devereaux’s place in left field, while Devereaux moves voluntarily to first base after jogging through the spring in hopes of retaining his old position. He becomes competent there, though he feels the loss of the excitement associated with tracking a high, long hit in the outfield. Watson’s nephew begins with considerably more speed than judgment, but Watson expects experience to improve the judgment. Devereaux, by contrast, recognizes that he is no longer going to get faster. The reassignment therefore extends the practical negotiations between the two men beyond the doctor’s office: Watson adapts the team to a younger player’s potential, while Devereaux accepts a role suited to his changing abilities. In both settings, Watson meets him with pragmatic attention, whether the issue is an unexplained symptom or a place on the field.


